Electricity, No Thank You!

Talking radio boxes? Light "bulbs"? Toasters? If God wanted us to eat toasted bread, he would have given us...

Ben Franklin put a key on a kite in a lightning storm and started a new age of fangling. Lightning was meant to stay in the skies, possibly zapping a tree once in a while. By no means were we meant to put the stuff into metal wires for our own use.

When the sun goes down, it's supposed to get dark. Suddenly we've got streetlights to glare at us when we try to sleep. We've got lava lamps, Gameboys, and vibrators to boot. What is this world coming to?

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