Smedley's favorite entrée is a taco combination platter. Especially if it comes from Pepe's Goat Shack. Dubbed "El Diablo", Pepe's specialty taco platter comes with a hefty helping of mashed potatoes, an okra-based beverage, and a knockwurst n' cheese taco.

Smedley throws down a five-spot and devours his platter rabidly. Feeling at once satisfied and longing for further excitement, Smedley belches and ponders his next move.